[July 24, 2022] It was with great interest that drove me to watch an old television sitcom from my past, Barney Miller (1975 to 1982), set in a New York City Police Department police station. My wife, Nancy, is always looking for something to watch. One day she said, “Hey, you got to see this show.” I remembered watching it years ago before I was married.
It takes a lot of horsepower and fortitude to keep a television show going for more than one season. The success of Barney Miller is the chemistry between actors, good writing, believable but zany plots, and plenty of humor that made the show enjoyable to watch. If you grew up in New York City, there are plenty of references only New Yorkers can understand.
The show takes place almost entirely in the confines of the detective’s squad room and Captain Barney Miller’s adjoining office (to make it easier to film before a live audience). As part of the scene, the crew is part of the NYPD fictional 12th Precinct located on the west side of Lower Manhattan in NYC. Classic comedy. Classic New York City.
What made the show stand out, and this is my wife’s opinion as well, was the “strong characters” employed. Hal Linden as Captain Miller, the sensible, poised precinct captain who remains calm and deals with the quirks of his staff with a sense of humor. As detective “Wojo” Wojciehowicz, Max Gail is the naïve, gung-ho, Catholic Polish-American who gradually transforms from macho Marine to humanitarian. Ron Glass, as the only black detective Ron Harris, ambitious, intelligent, with a taste for the finer things in life, is preoccupied with being a writer. Abe Vigoda, as the older Sergeant Philip Fish, crotchety, near retirement, suffering from some physical ailment. Gregory Sierra, as Sergeant “Chano” Amenguale, the Puerto Rican who is emotionally attached to his job and regularly reverts to manic Spanish when things go awry. And although there are many others, Jack Soo stands out as Sergeant Nick Yemana, a Japanese American who is a wisecracking, dry-witted, gambling, erratic drinker who makes terrible coffee.
The plot regularly revolves around the detectives bringing several complainants or suspects into the squad room. Usually, there are two or three subplots in a given episode. Bad coffee, dysfunctional bathroom, malfunctioning air conditioning, absent senior headquarters, and a host of typical people coming into the squad room and the detectives solving their problems.
If you are interested in a throwback television show, this one is for you. I highly recommend it. It matters not whether you grew up in New York City; you will laugh and smile. It’s worth watching each short episode.
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While Seinfeld is held up as the ultimate sitcom in many respects, I think Barney Miller surpasses it but for different reasons. Barney Miller’s dry and often counter intuitive humor and unique creativity were staged in essentially a pressure cooker of a small set consisting of 2 1/2 rooms, the main receiving room, Barney’s office, and a bathroom that we never got to peer into. That limited space became a vehicle through which the writer, Danny Arnold, could focus attention on a steady stream of quirky victims, perpetrators, informants, lawyers, corporate representatives, miscellaneous government agents and various professionals, “shrinks”, Bellview staff, priests, rabbis, believers, non-believers cynics, hypochondriacs, recluses, prostitutes, old widows, shy guys, gays, beligernt punks, abusive husbands with their submissive but nevertheless adoring wives, and countless others. Some of the funniest parts come from the comedic tension created by the exaggerated self control and self restraint displayed by the detectives as “the average Joes”, little old ladies, tired old men, feeble or ailing people stood on their toes and wagged their fingers at the patient detectives to vent their frustrations or expressed their outrage. That would rarely happen in real life and that’s what maks it so funny. Another big differnce that distinguishes Barney Miller is the celebration of humanity, of compassion, consideration, mutul respect, loyalty, justice, social and moral responsibility, all of which are largely absent from snarky Seinfeld. I still love Seinfeld but the overwhelming emotions displayed, celebrated, and also ridiculed are all-consuming selfishness and pettiness. The 1st time my wife & I watched Seinfeld we were repulsed by everyone’s horrible character. My wife saw the clever hiumor but couldn’t stomach the petty backbiting. For me it was an aquired taste. I was raised in NYC and the NJ suburbs but still dislike the urban snarky behavior I often observed. I find Barney Miller reflects the best iin human behavior. It’s uplifting, except for officer Scanlon!!!!! Boy that guy’s a great character actor. His expressions, body posture, and vocal acrobatics should be taught in acting classes.
Thank you, George. My wife is from Brooklyn and her take on the show is different from mine, Mr being from the Deep South. That’s why I missed so many references and the studio set and she enjoyed the show more than me.
This is great but… how on earth do you not mention Arthur Dietrich , Carl Leavitt, Inspector Frank Luger and Internal Affairs Lieutenant Scanlon? Leaving out the rest of that crucial cast is like leaving eggs and milk out of a recipe for making cake lol. But anyway, I’m a big Barney Miller fan and I was nowhere near born when it had its initial run on ABC, but that shows how timeless it is.
Kendall, this is one of my favorite shows from that era – a great era – along with shows like Combat! And yes, the show is timeless. I re-watched the entire series just recently and having lived in NYC for 5 years, it brings much of that time home. Thanks for the comment.
I started watching Barney Miller after I discovered the depth, character and situations on Hill Street Blues. An encyclopedia article about Hill Street Blues cited a critic who called it “Barney Miller goes outdoors” or something on that line. I began to watch Barney Miller and I don’t regret it. It seemed to be a cross between the Norman Lear sitcoms of the 1970s and a forerunner of Hill Street Blues.
Alas, I ventually I gave up watching all television–it was taking up too much of my time, but I have no regrets for the time I spent watching Barney Miller.
The genius behind “Barney Miller” was writer-director-producer Danny Arnold.
Arnold might be more comparable to Paul Henning, whose “Beverly Hillbillies” sitcom was enormously popular in the 1960s, along with “Petticoat Junction” and the brilliantly absurd “Green Acres.” Remember them ALL!!!
Yep!
Police detectives often cite this as the best cop show ever seen on television. Dennis Farina, who really worked as a policeman before becoming an actor, says it’s the most realistic. In 2014, it was called the most intelligent and literate U.S. sitcom ever made. The fictional detectives were made honorary members of the NYPD, and the chalkboard roster and Jack Soo’s coffee cup now reside in the Smithsonian.
“Barney Miller” was a brilliant, complex, highly literate, superbly written show with depth and high social significance – all done within the confines of a half-hour commercial sitcom!
This show is also remembered for its super-catchy Instrumental Theme Tune, which has quite possibly the most famous bass line in TV history.
The eponymous Captain Miller (Hal Linden), whose underlings exasperate him and whose superiors ignore him; an Only Sane Man who often feels ineffectual and underappreciated. Best known for leaving suspects and victims together for a while in hopes that they will work things out without pressing charges (and therefore without the associated paperwork).
Got that right, American Girl. I’m sure happy today that Gen. Satterfield published this article. It brought back some great memories.
I’m really enjoying this leadership website and now a bit of a break from the seriousness to read about one of my favorite shows from when i was a kid.
Detective Ron Harris:
Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out?
Fish:
It can’t be too bad. The doctor says it’s like giving birth.
Wojo: Hey, Barney? If a police officer loses his badge, does he report it to his superior or just wait til somebody turns it in?
Barney: He reports it to his superior officer.
Wojo: I lost my badge.
They just keep on coming. Hilarious.
“Hal Linden Takes An Inside Look At ‘70s Cop Sitcom ‘Barney Miller’ (Exclusive)”
https://doyouremember.com/134018/hal-linden-shares-70s-cop-sitcom-barney-miller
The 1970s were a time for some great sitcoms, ranging from The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Bob Newhart Show to pretty much everything Norman Lear produced (All in the Family, Sanford and Son, The Jeffersons, Maude …. the list goes on). And one comedy that came out of that era that remains beloved — if not talked about as much as those others — is Barney Miller, with Hal Linden leading an amazing cast of performers.
The series had an eight-season run and it seemed like it would go even further — until series creator Danny Arnold met with the cast and made the announcement that things had reached a point where every script being written felt like a rehash of things they’d done before and if the show couldn’t maintain its level of quality, he didn’t want to go on with it. “Everybody was writing the monologues that Dietrich did, or the coffee jokes,” explains Linden. “They were just rewrites of the same material, basically. And Danny said, ‘We’ve had a good run. You guys should go on to something else.’ So he retired the show at the end of that year; it wasn’t canceled. I suspect that we probably could have gone on as long as M*A*S*H.”
Too bad. I’m watching them now on YouTube.
Yeah, me too …. I hate YouTube but they do have a lot of videos. I wish there was an alternative to these “book burners.”
I sure was a big big fan.
I remember the series well, Barney Miller made me smile. 😊😊😊😊😊
Ha ha ha, yep, same there Frank. I loved the show and the show with “Fish” that came later based on his character.