[January 9, 2025] Meet Robert! I find it amazing, even after all my travels, that there are people with peculiarities that border on perversion. I’m not talking about those who have a mental illness or struggling with serious personal tragedies, but with average folks who use their spare time in fantasies that get them into serious trouble.
Screenshot from YouTube video CrimeCamNow
Meet Robert. Robert was contacted by police at night, sitting in his car, dressed in scantily clad women’s underwear. He had been drinking heavily and was asleep in his car out in a secluded area. The police woke him up, got him out of the car and made sure he was okay, but obviously, he was in no condition to drive. After they told Robert to call someone to pick him up and take him home, they left after confirming that the Uber was on the way. Robert promised not to drive.
Robert was embarrassed, of course. Having the police knock on your car window to wake you up is bad enough, but being dressed as he was in public; wow. The YouTuber who put the video up said this was “unexpected.” I know that these YouTube channels are designed to get views and earn money, but they do provide some educational entertainment. Sometimes, they perform a valuable public service while entertaining us along the way.
Anyway, a few minutes later, they pulled Robert over as he was attempting to get home undetected while driving his car. He was still wearing his lingerie. You’d think Robert would have thought to bring an overcoat in the case of unexpected problems. But, no. The police are now going to have to put Robert through Field Sobriety Exercises to see if he is indeed intoxicated. But before they do, they ask Robert to remove the handcuffs he has on himself.
As we all can see, Robert fails the exercises and is handcuffed using police handcuffs. And he is taken to jail for DUI.
There are so many lessons here that I’m not sure where to start. I hope that Robert gets someone in his life to help him turn around his perversions and, devote his free time to more constructive activities and cut back on the alcohol.
Many readers will think I should leave Robert alone and let him go about his business. Wrong, this is all our business because he was drinking and driving. We should have zero tolerance for that sort of behavior. As for his peculiarities, well, maybe don’t leave home while dilly-dallying in women’s underwear.
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I can’t unsee this tragic man dressed up like a prostitute.
When you’re drunk and dressed “inappropriately” and driving your car or sitting in your car in some open field in the middle of the night when most people are asleep, you can expect the police to take notice. One thing my dad taught me was that after midnight, most things happening are not good. Stay away.
Awwwwwww come on, who doesn’t have some minor quirks?
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Gen. Satterfield, you are giving us some wold stuff these days. I think with your new knee after your recent surgery that perhaps you are watching too much videos. Walk your dog 🐕 more.
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Perverse behavior like this is tame, Gen. Satterfield. We have some really wild stuff out here in California. You should see it. But, your maim point is that new should not be distracted by the perversion but focus on the drunk driving, is correct. Plus, Robert needs help. Obviously, most women will not be attracted to him and after his exhibition on YouTube, I doubt he will gain any followers (which he needs). Of course, he can always come to California – the land of fruits and nuts.
It’s sad to see someone like Robert (not sure if that’s his real name) who has fallen so far down that he is getting Internet famous. I doubt his employer will be pleased. And when Robert’s coworkers get ahold of this video, and they will eventually, Robert is going to have a hard go of it. Thank you, Gen. Satterfield for exposing us to part of the underbelly of society.
Yep, Albert, that’s his real name. I’m not shocked at all. 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Robert is now famous and famous in a way that was a bit unexpected and clearly unwelcomed. If I were him, I might consider changing my name and moving to a new town, like in Oregon where there are so many loonies, that he would fit in well and maybe find some kindred friends. That way he is getting out and socializing more; which Robert clearly needs. Some person wrote that California was the land of “fruits and nuts,” but most of Oregon makes them loom loom tame.
Darn it, and to think I missed out on this takedown. Robert needs a new hobby.
Tame? In California? Yep!!
Why the pixels … oh.