They Made Me Laugh: the Conservative Twins

By | July 12, 2023

[July 12, 2023]   I laughed through their entire skit.  The PatriotTwins, ConservativeTwins, and HodgeTwins are YouTube shows by Kevin and Keith Hodge, aka the Hodge Twins, are some of the funniest stand-up comedians I’ve seen in a long time.  They are described as “vocal conservatives” (see link), and what I like most about them is they make fun of everybody.  They are also Veterans, having served honorably as U.S. Marines.

“We got a damn good show.” – the Hodge Twins, the beginning of each show

One of their funnier shows from just a few days ago is titled, “Meet The First Transgender Army Major Rachel Jones” (click here but be prepared to fall over laughing).  I already know what readers of today’s blog are thinking, that they are joking around about the situation with U.S. Army Major Jones.  Yep, you would be right.

“When we was in the military, it was kicking gay people out.  They didn’t care if you was the top or bottom.  I mean, you could be the top masculine.  If they know you penetrating, you uh fornicating, all that butt-ripping ain’t down with that.” 

Funny, but you have to hear them in person.  Their comedic delivery is spectacular.  They are definitely conservative, and you can see their views when discussing the “trans major,” or as they say it, the Army now has a “trainee major.”  Keith says, “he’s got a penile vagina,” their play on words and body parts had me rolling.

Maybe it’s because I never lost my taste for crude military humor, but the Hodge twins make me laugh.  LOL.

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24 thoughts on “They Made Me Laugh: the Conservative Twins

    1. Jessica Luden

      I sure enjoy watching these two great & patriotic Americans. 🇺🇸🙏

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  1. Good Dog

    “The only reason why politicians and feds would want to disarm the public is because they’ve done or are about to do something that the public would shoot them for.” — Hodge Twins
    🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

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    1. Otto Z. Zuckermann

      Ha Ha, they are over the target and taking flak.

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      1. Wild Bill

        That’s why I keep coming back to Gen. Satterfield’s channel.

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    2. Ron C.

      Ditto to their sentiment from the real people of Canada.
      🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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  2. HAL

    Hodgetwins
    @hodgetwins
    on Twitter
    Jul 9, “This dude just won “Miss” Netherlands 2023 🤡” referring to a “trans woman.”

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  3. Robin C.

    Great article, Gen. Satterfield. Hey folks, just got my copy of “55 Rules for a Good Life.” I know that folks have been talking about the book in the leader forums here and just wanted to say thanks for convincing me to buy the book. Have been reading it now for a few days. Great book!

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    1. Unwoke Dude

      Good, Robin C. I love it when an unwoke plan comes together.

      Reply
  4. Ayn Jālūt

    God Bless, General Satterfield and for allowing him to give us the Hodge Twins.

    Reply
  5. Janna Faulkner

    Kevin and Keith Hodge form the social media comedy and fitness duo known as the Hodge Twins. The brothers started their comedy channel in 2008 and gradually adapted their content to include fitness videos and relationship advice. The Hodge Twins are as popular for their funny content as they are for their Conservative political views. The duo’s outspoken political views have earned them many followers in the months leading up to the presidential election.❤

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    1. Qassim

      They were the youngest of four kids, and unfortunately, their parents didn’t make enough money to consistently provide food for the entire family. It forced the twins to shoplift to get enough food. “Poor, very poor,” The Twins revealed on the Blunt Force Truth podcast. “We didn’t grow up with much.”

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  6. Emma Archambeau

    Made me laugh out loud ———- LOL. Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Idiot Savant

    I’ve been watching these gentlemen now for a couple of months and find them absolutely hilarious. Go to YouTube and watch them perform. Their gigs are fairly short, not drawn out. Usually about 10 minutes or so. And they can pump out a bunch of these every day. Kudos to the Hodge twins for what they do.

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  8. rjsmithers

    Too many funny lines with these guys. They put you on the floor laughing and thinking “holy shit” these men are funny.

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      1. Tom Bushmaster

        Hi JT, good to hear from you again. And thanks. I’m happy you also discovered the Hodge twins. I’ve been a huge fan of theirs for almost a year. I discovered them almost a year ago.

        Reply

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